Do You Know Jack Shit?

Ok, it seems that people are always telling everyone else "You don't know
Jack Shit". Well, in this letter, I am going to explain it all to you.
Afterwards, if you someone tells you this you can say "Actually, I DO know
Jack Shit"

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awh and Oh Schitt. Awh, the fertilizer
magnate, married Oh, the owner of the Kneedeep Inn. Later, Jack married Noe,
and they produced six children. Holy, their first, passed on shortly after
birth. Next came the twin sons, Deep and Dip, and two daughters, Fulla and
Giva, and another son, Bull.
Deep married Dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta, and they had a
son, Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers. The
Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horace. Bull just recently
married a spicy number, Pesa, and they are awaiting the arrival of a baby
Schitt.

There! Now that is cleared up. From now on, you DO know Jack Shit.